When it comes to Twitter, few celebrities have used the platform quite like Kanye West. His feed has been unpredictable, hilarious, confusing, and sometimes weirdly profound—all rolled into one. Whether he’s making bold declarations or just sharing random thoughts, Kanye tweets like nobody else. Here are 15 of the funniest Kanye West tweets that could only come from Ye himself.
1. “Anyone who don’t agree with everything I say is wrong”
This one is pure Kanye logic. No room for debate, no footnotes—just a firm reminder that if you disagree, you’re automatically incorrect.
2. “plastic is bad for the environment but plastic surgery is welcome in my environment”
A perfect contradiction delivered with zero hesitation. Kanye’s environmental policy apparently has some very specific exceptions.
3. “If I got any cooler I would freeze to death”
An elite-level humblebrag disguised as a weather report. It’s Kanye’s way of reminding the world that his confidence has no thermostat.
4. “You can say anything as long as you say ‘just kidding’”
A theory with questionable real-world application, but it’s easy to see why he believes it. Kanye’s personal disclaimer for everything controversial.
5. “Only Tarantino writing can get close to my tweet level”
Comparing his tweets to Tarantino scripts is peak Ye confidence. It’s not just Twitter—it’s a cinematic experience, apparently.
6. “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
A strangely accurate description of airplane anxiety. That random bottle suddenly becomes your problem. No one asked for it, yet now it’s your duty to keep it upright and dispose of it properly.
7. “Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.”
This one doubles as both a quirky tweet and a product review. Anyone considering a fur pillow might want to take note. Comfort matters, and fur might just be more fashion than function.
8. “Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though”
It’s clear that for Kanye, the success of a conference starts and ends with marble furniture. Topics and attendees can wait. First, someone needs to deliver the table—preferably in solid stone.
9. “I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugggh”
It’s a very specific request—but not an unreasonable one in Kanye’s world. Odds are, some Etsy shop had exactly what he wanted. Persian rugs with cherubs might be a niche market, but if anyone could spark demand, it’s him.
10. “I no longer have a manager. I can’t be managed”
This isn’t just a career update—it’s a declaration of total independence. Short, bold, and meme-worthy. It’s Kanye’s way of saying he’s not taking directions from anyone.
11. “I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.”
No one hypes Kanye like Kanye. This one hits peak self-love levels and somehow turns interior decorating into a motivational quote.
12. “Everybody knows the movie get out is about me”
An unexpected reference with zero context—but somehow it still tracks. Leave it to Kanye to connect himself to one of the most mind-bending films of the decade.
13. “Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes. My sanctuary.”
Equal parts petty and poetic. Most people just pretend not to see someone coming. Kanye turns it into a philosophical moment about personal space.
14. “How to NOT kill yourself pt 1: Avoid being around people who make you want to kill yourself”
Raw and real. Among his more serious tweets, this one offers life advice in a blunt, Kanye-style delivery. It’s surprisingly relatable beneath the stark phrasing.
15. “To my fans… I can’t finish the album because there’s a bee in the studio”
An unexpected plot twist in music production delays. Bees happen. Even Yeezus has to respect the insects.
Final Thoughts
Kanye’s tweets are unpredictable and totally unique, just like the man himself. Whether he’s tweeting about fashion, fish tanks, or font styles, each post feels like a small peek into a mind that plays by its own rules. Love him or hate him, you can’t deny: nobody tweets like Kanye West.
