Kevin Durant is known for being a very active and direct user on Twitter. He has shared a wide range of tweets, including random thoughts, opinions, and everyday observations that often caught people off guard. Some of them are funny, some don’t make much sense, and others are easy to relate to. This list includes 21 tweets that show how Durant uses social media. Whether he’s commenting on clothing, basketball, or food, these posts reflect his unfiltered style.
1. “How do they know about the sun?”
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/19970390110
Tweet: I’m watching the History channel in the club and I’m wondering how do these people kno what’s goin on on the sun..ain’t nobody ever been
While everyone else is dancing, KD’s deep in existential space science. Questioning how scientists know what’s happening on the sun while he’s in the club is peak Kevin Durant.
2. Free agency drama or HBO series?
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/17653277472
Tweet: This free agency stuff is gettin outta hand…it’s like a episode on HBO
During the NBA offseason, KD compared the drama to something out of a premium cable series. It’s chaos—just the way he likes it.
3. The dream that ended too soon
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/3071061320
Tweet: Im so hungry I had a dream about food and jus as i was sittin down to eat I woke up..ahhhh
Relatable content. Nothing hurts quite like dreaming about eating only to wake up right before the first bite.
4. Twitter > Club
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/13648164970
Tweet: Twitter is better than goin to da club…
Durant made it clear where he really wanted to be—on Twitter, where the memes are fresh and you don’t need bottle service.
5. #uever catch feelings at 3 AM
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/9591474859
Tweet: #uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her
A surprisingly vulnerable moment. KD’s late-night thoughts were deep—and very online.
6. Dog robbed him for lunch money
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/3591530030
Tweet: I #renenberwhen i got attacked by a dog walkin 2 da bus stop…..i got on da bus and i didnt have no lunch money.i got robbed by a dog…SMH
Not many people can say they were mugged by a dog. But KD? He’s got stories.
7. Size 17 shoes vs. skinny jeans
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/3640389516
Tweet: My mother tried to get me to wear some skinny jeans lol..I said ma I wear a size 17 shoe…what I look like?? Where dey do that at lol
He’s just stating facts—skinny jeans and size 17 shoes don’t mix.
8. AIM me, please
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/1894904055
Tweet: Man I hate when I go 2 sleep and wake up to no messages…some1 aim me….kevinballa33
A nostalgic throwback to AOL Instant Messenger days. Durant was clearly in his feelings.
9. Steph Curry challenge
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/2383502230
Tweet: @YoungDiplomat i will destroy steph curry in horse lol
KD casually declared war on Steph Curry in the form of a horse game. Competitive spirit never rests.
10. Bacon & egg flirtation
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/249713289771229184
Tweet: Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good
High praise. Comparing someone to a breakfast favorite is Durant’s way of shooting his shot.
11. It’s never just Twitter
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/555100815417802752
Tweet: You say it’s “just Twitter” but is it really “just Twitter”
A reminder that Twitter might just be more serious than it seems.
12. Bath water proposal
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/26802158502416384
Tweet: Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water…#random
Possibly one of the most infamous tweets. The hashtag didn’t make it less intense.
13. Bubble guts alert
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/92951441391632384
Tweet: Bubble guts woke me up out my sleep…I had to check my sheets for any slippage lol
A brutally honest—and extremely visual—midnight gastrointestinal emergency.
14. Hot grits foot soak
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/5321480151
Tweet: No takers for my foot rub so Ima soak them in hot grits
It’s not clear if this is a threat, a joke, or a cry for help. Either way, it’s unforgettable.
15. Hair haters, mind your business
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/7392463210
Tweet: Why yall keep worrying bout my hair? Cmon now, some of yall need to worry bout ur situation b4 u talk bout my hair
Durant clapped back at hair critics with the kind of tweet that says, “I see everything.”
16. Still gotta say yes ma’am
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/13251282539
Tweet: My mother still slap me if I don’t say “yes ma’am and no ma’am” I’m 21 she can’t do that nomore man smh…
Even future Hall of Famers fear mom. Some habits don’t fade.
17. Erykah Badu bar
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/87365149207441408
Tweet: Erykah badu thicker than a kindergarten pencil
This one had people spinning. The metaphor? Creative. The delivery? Pure KD.
18. Getting curved by silence
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/143760597903876096
Tweet: Looking at your phone after being away from it for 2 hours and no texts or nothin, is a tough feeling man lol it hurts
A universal experience. Even a superstar feels the sting of a quiet inbox.
19. The duffel bag purse mystery
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/3422386587
Tweet: I seen a girl walk n da club wit a duffel bag for a purse…wtf she got in there?
He noticed, he asked, and we still don’t know the answer. What was in the bag?
20. Club for the vibes only
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/13707861707
Tweet: I promise I go to da club just to listen to the music….laid back n da cut bouncin…ayyyyeee
Just vibing in the club. Nothing more, nothing less.
21. “I wanna stay in OKC forever…”
Source: https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/1643535530
Tweet: @Greg_Monaco I wanna play with Oklahoma City for my whole career
Oh, the irony. This tweet aged like milk, but it’s forever part of the KD Twitter saga.
Conclusion
Kevin Durant’s Twitter history includes a mix of personal thoughts, jokes, and blunt reactions. Some tweets went viral for how strange they were, while others stood out for how honest or casual they felt. Whether he was commenting on NBA drama, food cravings, or late-night thoughts, each tweet reflected his personality without filters. This collection shows that KD has used Twitter in a way that’s both unpredictable and very real.
