Chipotle’s tweets are simple, relatable, and often unexpectedly funny. From food cravings to dating humor, the brand knows how to keep its audience engaged. These tweets highlight common experiences, small daily moments, and honest thoughts, with a burrito or bowl usually involved. Here’s a look at 25 tweets that show why Chipotle continues to stand out online.
1. Shoutout to the Real MVP Moms
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1921611257918181476
📅 May 11, 2025
shout out to all the moms who never said “we have food at home”
A relatable Mother’s Day tribute that hits home for anyone who grew up being told to eat what’s in the fridge—except these moms made Chipotle runs happen.
2. Perfect Match Skills
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1835803424618942563
📅 September 17, 2024
cuffing szn is upon us
This stick-figure meme keeps it simple—some couples don’t cook, they just know where to order. Chipotle turns relationship season into delivery season.
3. Chipotle Gets Me
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1918004573995975041
📅 May 1, 2025
i walk around like its me who gets chipotle but i actually think it’s chipotle who gets me
A wholesome realization for those who feel emotionally supported by their burrito bowl. Chipotle just understands.
4. Let Her Have Her Burrito
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1910419094731710689
📅 April 10, 2025
“ur at chipotle every day” god forbid a girl has a hobby
A hilarious clapback to all those questioning the frequency of Chipotle visits. Daily Chipotle is a lifestyle, not a phase.
5. Burrito Bowl + Bubble Bath = Me Time
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1910775229577928986
📅 April 11, 2025
when i say me time this is what i mean
Chipotle in a bathtub setup? Say no more. This tweet captures the ultimate self-care moment—guac, soda, and serenity.
6. Fully Cooked Emotionally
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1909730407899406423
📅 April 9, 2025
stick a fork in me
This cryptic and hilarious tweet, with over 5.5M views, became a viral mood. Whether it’s exhaustion or burrito overload, we felt that.
7. Dream Guy Checklist
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1907541338780000284
📅 April 3, 2025
things i’m looking for in a man:
taller than me
knows my order by heart
goes to Chipotle 5/7 days a week
lets me steal his chips (after i said i didnt want any)
picks me up from the airport w/ Chipotle
Forget flowers. The perfect man brings Chipotle and doesn’t flinch when you dip into his chips.
8. Canon Events, Girl Edition
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1905721187822612785
📅 March 28, 2025
top 5 girl canon events
1. girl dinner ft. leftover chipotle
2. finding out about vinaigrette
3. dating someone who’s name starts with J
4. sneaking chipotle into the movies
5. late night burrito + cry in ur car
This list is oddly specific and universally relatable. It’s safe to say most girls have hit at least three of these Chipotle milestones.
9. First Time, Every Time
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1902782919325913192
📅 March 20, 2025
i wish i could taste Chipotle again for the first time
That magical first bite of a burrito you’ll never forget—this tweet captures the craving nostalgia Chipotle fans know too well.
10. The Resume Gap That Makes Sense
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1893003510758687144
📅 February 21, 2025
the gap in my resume is me going to Chipotle
Chipotle jokingly reframes a common resume dilemma with burrito humor, making light of taking breaks, for the sake of a good meal.
11. Fridge Feng Shui
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1892350966076260733
📅 February 20, 2025
help which has better feng shui 🤔
Two fridge layouts featuring Chipotle leftovers prompt a very important design debate: which meal placement brings the best energy?
12. Romantic Standards, Chipotle Edition
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1889820350256652338
📅 February 13, 2025
my standards are “buys me chipotle once a week” & for some reason that’s still too high
A self-aware take on modern dating expectations, with Chipotle as the minimum bar—and even that’s apparently a stretch.
13. Relationship Status: Chipotle & Chill
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1871209153039086016
📅 December 23, 2024
obvious choice
Why deal with relationship drama when you can eat Chipotle in peace? The brand treats solo dining like a normal, even preferred, way to enjoy a meal.
14. How We Teach Cooking Now
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1859299083468382715
📅 November 20, 2024
always add guac
A generational shift in cooking habits gets the meme treatment. Who needs recipes when you can build a burrito bowl?
15. Lunch Decision Flowchart
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1853515205189201965
📅 November 4, 2024
the answer is Chipotle
A humorous visual aid for anyone stuck choosing lunch. Spoiler: all roads lead to a burrito.
16. Childhood Clarity
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1851351020640534923
📅 October 29, 2024
ever since i was little i knew i wanted chips and guac
Some people discover their dreams early. For Chipotle fans, that dream is dipped in guacamole.
17. The Poet vs. The Poem
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1847019762473488652
📅 October 18, 2024
the poet
the poem
A funny and artsy side-by-side: one man embodies burrito poetry, while the other half shows the real lyrical inspiration—ingredients.
18. The Real Reason to Grocery Shop
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1845859674429550948
📅 October 14, 2024
my favorite thing about grocery shopping is stopping at Chipotle on the way home
A brutally honest confession: shopping is just the excuse, Chipotle is the reward.
19. DMs vs. Dinner Goals
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1844416131890806983
📅 October 10, 2024
we are not the same
Chipotle delivers a hilarious comparison between digital flirting and mastering your burrito bowl—guess which one wins?
20. Heirlooms That Hit Different
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1836435782535614643
📅 September 18, 2024
my heirlooms fr
A humorous take on generational wealth—or lack thereof. Chipotle flatware becomes a legacy in this hilarious meme about modern-day priorities.
22. The Crush Starter Pack
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1828455105189777471
📅 August 27, 2024
girlhood fr
A collection of Gen Z essentials and a Chipotle craving turn this into the ultimate personality summary. If this looks familiar, congratulations.
23. The Grandkid Trade-Off
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1823859408583233671
📅 August 15, 2024
“we want grandkids” best i can do is a fat stack of napkins
A sarcastic take on family pressure—when legacy means leftovers and napkins instead of life plans.
23. Perfect Order = Long Voice Note
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1798127596657369208
📅 June 5, 2024
me when i talk about my elite burrito order
(28-minute voice message reply to “Going to Chipotle do you want anything?”)
Customizing your order isn’t a quick task—it’s a mission. This one’s for the people who take burrito-building seriously.
24. Simple Desires, Doubled
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1811822491184333171
📅 July 12, 2024
it’s really that simple
Chipotle shows that sometimes, it’s not complicated. The first burrito is great. The second? Even better.
25. Queso Is the Trick
Source: https://x.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1811868135873540582
📅 July 13, 2024
if u don’t drink ur queso bffr
Chipotle queso takes center stage in this screenshot-style tweet. Sometimes, a chip and dip are enough to impress.
Conclusion
These tweets show how Chipotle connects with people through humor, honesty, and simple observations about daily life. Whether it’s about food, relationships, or routines, the brand stays consistent in its tone and timing. For many fans, these tweets are just another reason Chipotle remains a go-to both online and in real life.
