Josh Allen is known for throwing touchdowns and hurdling defenders, but his Twitter history? It’s a whole different ballgame. Back before he became a franchise quarterback, his tweets were… let’s just say “unfiltered.” Here’s a roundup of the funniest (and strangest) tweets that once lived on his timeline.
1. No Tip, No Shame
Tweet: “When I eat I don’t leave a tip”
Allen’s early villain arc apparently started at the dinner table.
2. Growth Mindset… Sorta
Tweet: “@dbaty12: I don’t care what anyone says I’m gonna grow my penis!!!!”
A retweet for the ages. Sometimes support means just hitting that quote tweet.
3. Just in Case Anyone Was Wondering
Tweet: “I looove penis”
The tweet that raised more questions than answers.
4. Dez Still Didn’t Catch It
Tweet: “Dez still didn’t catch it”
Football fans know this reference. Allen was clearly Team Refs.
5. LeBron Slander Era
Tweet: “I hate LeBron!!!!! #LeBronSucks”
Pre-draft Josh had NBA hot takes too.
6. Lyric Tweet or Cry for Help?
Tweet: “I will let you down. I will make you hurt”
Quoting Nine Inch Nails? Johnny Cash? Either way, moody.
7. What Even is This One?
Tweet: “Driving naked >>>>”
Some tweets are better left unexplained.
8. Making Bridges Wobble
Tweet: “Making hoes wobble like a bridge on earthquake”
An oddly visual flex that belongs in a rap lyric draft.
9. Identity Crisis
Tweet: “@KINGCU3N not even! I’m black”
Definitely not. Definitely weird.
10. LeBron Roast Repost
Source: https://x.com/FunnyPicsDepot/status/611026488280788993
Repost: “Look at you. You dusty. Ya hairline ugly. Yeen win the chip.”
A brutal LeBron meme repost that Josh clearly thought was too good not to share.
11. Medical Update on Hayden
Tweet: “Hayden has a big nut sack”
Medical oversharing or juvenile humor? You decide.
12. Insult of the Week
Tweet: “@j_monster_21 haha skanky ass ho!”
Unfiltered and definitely not the kind of reply that aged well.
13. Offensive and Inexcusable
Tweet: “punches beaniboi faggot in throat”
This tweet contains a slur and violent phrasing—something that drew serious criticism years later.
14. McCarron Commentary, Part I
Tweet: “@McFlyyy2: Mccarrons girl though”
Josh quoting a tweet about another QB’s girlfriend. Casual high school QB talk.
15. McCarron Commentary, Part II
Tweet: “@JayyMoneyy10: McCarrons old lady >>>>”
Another quote tweet about AJ McCarron’s girlfriend. Teen Josh was clearly impressed.
16. Paris Problems
Source: https://x.com/JoshAllenQB/status/1765143521307009522
Tweet: “My pants ripped at dinner 😕🤣
Didn’t want cheeks out…
I love Paris 😄”
An honest travel update no one asked for—but everyone laughed at.
17. No Regrets, No Apologies
Source: https://x.com/JoshAllenQB/status/1555710339676864515
Tweet: [GIF of Conor McGregor] “I’D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE… TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!!!”
In response to trolling the Bills’ fanbase over helmet colors. Peak chaotic energy.
Conclusion
Josh Allen’s early tweets show a side of him that’s very different from the calm and focused quarterback seen on game day. Some tweets were harmless jokes, others were immature, and a few crossed the line entirely. Many of them reflect the kind of unfiltered posting common among teenagers online at the time. While some of these tweets became internet jokes, others led to real criticism. Either way, they remain part of his public history, and people still bring them up whenever his name trends.
