Max Homa is known for being one of the most entertaining golfers on social media. His Twitter feed is filled with sharp observations, dry humor, and blunt takes on golf, life, and everything in between. Whether he’s responding to fans, talking about his own game, or commenting on everyday situations, his posts often stand out for being funny and direct. This list collects some of his best tweets—ranging from golf commentary to random thoughts—that show why he’s considered one of the funniest voices in the sport.
1. “Hopefully his marriage is longer than his backswing”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1207409636133015552
A ruthless yet hilarious swing roast in response to a fan video. Max never misses an opportunity to fire off a one-liner.
2. “Maybe the worst prediction of all time”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1513231650997612545
Tweet: Today was a bummer but tomorrow I get to play the final round at The Masters and that’s pretty damn cool… I will be shooting under par tomorrow. Let’s get it.
Sometimes, optimism doesn’t age well. At least Max was ready to admit it with the kind of self-deprecating humor fans love.
3. “Any chance I can get a practice round with u??”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/341770235201871872
Tweet: @TigerWoods just won PAC 12s, NCAA championship, and qualified for the US Open. Any chance I can get a practice round with u?? #hero
This old tweet to Tiger Woods aged beautifully. At the time, Max was just a hopeful pro shooting his shot.
4. “I’m playing with the freakin 🐐”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1546892580390146051
Tweet: I’m playing with Tiger Woods at the 150th Open Championship at St Andrews… Can’t believe this is real… I’m playing with the freakin 🐐 #golf #PVO
Nine years after asking Tiger for a round, Max finally got his wish in one of golf’s most iconic pairings.
5. “Update: I am unwell”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1574380506409336833
Tweet: Update: I am unwell
This tweet came shortly after the U.S. team’s win at the 2022 Presidents Cup, where Max went 4-0-0. It likely reflects post-celebration exhaustion.
6. “U spelt ‘max homa’ wrong 5 times”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1080641466945351681
Tweet: U spelt “max homa” wrong 5 times but whatever
After being completely snubbed in a prediction thread, Max delivers a perfectly dry response that says it all.
7. “Just lie to me…”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/982705553280348160
Tweet: Just lie to me and don’t say “this shot from a moment ago”
We’ve all been there—thinking a great shot is live, only to be hit with disappointment. Max just wants to believe.
8. Weekends off
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/826595409111900160
Tweet: Had a few caddies hit me up recently hoping to team up. They heard they usually get weekends off which is apparently a great selling point
Self-deprecating humor meets professional honesty.
9. Unfit to be in public
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1116047357450182656
Tweet: I don’t think I’d be nervous on the first tee at my first Masters. It’s always been a dream of mine to play that tournament. I’d jump right past nervous and skip straight to violently ill, unfit to be in public
Homa’s brutally honest take on nerves is as funny as it is human.
10. Feels good, sucks anyway
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/880584788746412032
Tweet: Golf is even more frustrating when ur game feels good and u post a bad number rather than when u just flat out suck
Max describes the pain every golfer knows too well.
11. Airplane middle seat
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1002912826086821888
Tweet: The most consistent missed cut punishment
Nothing adds insult to injury like sitting between two armrest-hoggers.
12. Hey Tiger, call me
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/851980572222083074
Tweet: Hey @TigerWoods if u decide to make ur comeback at the Zurich I’d be honored to be ur partner. We can even play ur ball in alt shot. Call me
In 2017, Max humorously invited Tiger Woods to partner with him at the Zurich Classic, referencing the alternate shot format. It was a bold, lighthearted message from a rising player to a golf legend returning from setbacks.
13. Adam Scott’s swing in the SI Swimsuit Edition
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/833067622270840832
Tweet: Adam Scott’s swing was supposed to be in the SI swimsuit edition but they didn’t want to take all the attention away from the supermodels
Max jokes that Adam Scott’s swing is so visually perfect it could distract from models in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. In 2017, Scott’s swing was widely praised for its technical form, making the comparison both exaggerated and fitting.
14. Mark Rolfing and Hawaii
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/817844105149431809
Tweet: Find yourself a spouse that loves you as much as Mark Rolfing loves Hawaii
Max drops relationship advice based on a golf commentator’s undying love for a location. That’s the kind of offbeat standard we didn’t know we needed.
15. Coolest Walk Showdown
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/896080183119101952
Tweet: Kiz may be leading the golf portion of this major but the real battle is going on between DJ, Koepka & Woodland for coolest walk. Tight race
Max shifts attention from Kevin Kisner’s lead at the 2017 PGA Championship to a lighthearted take on who had the most stylish walk. He highlights how swagger and presence—seen in Johnson’s relaxed stride, Koepka’s confident march, and Woodland’s strong posture—are part of the game’s culture and fan conversations.
16. Tiger’s putting stroke
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/992437485794770944
Tweet: The fact that Tiger Woods occasionally struggles to make putts with his perfect looking stroke proves that golf is the dumbest thing ever
Even the most flawless swing doesn’t guarantee a made putt. Max captures the chaotic nature of golf in one brutally honest take.
17. Island green logic
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/995720171565105152
Tweet: Someone on the golf telecast said Justin Rose misread his putt because he thought it would break toward the water. On the island green
A critique so funny it had to come with a GIF. Max questions the physics of a golf commentator’s logic, and we’re all better for it.
18. Shinnecock needs a test
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1008152401369415681
Tweet: Shinnecock is gunna need to be tested for an STD after screwing all these players this afternoon
Max uses edgy humor to express frustration with the 2018 U.S. Open setup at Shinnecock Hills, where tough conditions led to unusually high scores. His post reflects a broader sentiment among players that the course setup was too extreme.
19. Mike Tyson’s Mississippi
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1055288522255622144
Tweet: Next time you’re having a rough day just imagine Mike Tyson saying Mississippi and it’ll cheer you up
Max uses a well-known part of Mike Tyson’s speech pattern to deliver a quick mood booster. The tweet plays off Tyson’s distinctive pronunciation, turning it into a light joke that matches Homa’s usual tone on social media.
20. Golf Ball Casualties
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1056079306252783617
Tweet: This game has gone thru more balls than a urologist does in a lifetime
Easily one of Max’s edgier jokes. Golf: the most ball-consuming sport on and off the course.
21. Adulting Starts at Costco
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1071528423388930049
Tweet: Becoming an adult starts with getting a Costco membership. Anything after that can vary
Costco as a symbol of adulthood? Hilariously accurate. Once you’re buying in bulk, you’re in deep.
22. Use the Ground for Power
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1105999380769722368
Tweet: when golf digest says u need to use the ground for more power
Max pairs a ridiculous swing with coaching cliché, proving once again that golf advice doesn’t always land the way it’s supposed to.
23. Fiji Water and Flying Private
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1026476985525133312
Tweet: Just saw someone buy a large Fiji water at the airport and now I’m wondering why they’re not flying private
Max throws some economic shade here, equating expensive bottled water at airports with luxury travel. Fair point.
24. Hot Dog Rock Bottom
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1025521755824300034
Tweet: Thank you to the guy eating a gas station hot dog by himself in his car for reminding me that my day could in fact get a little worse
A real-life reminder that things can always be worse, especially when sad snacks are involved.
25. Back-Cracking School Desks
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1038419267937492992
Tweet: The only thing I miss about going to school is having those desks that were perfect for cracking your back
Forget learning. Those weird desk-chairs had one real use: spinal adjustments.
26. Elevator Mirror Anxiety
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1025061556785238017
Tweet: Mirrors in hotel elevators give u one last opportunity to feel insecure about yourself before entering the general public
Max gives an unexpectedly accurate read on pre-event self-doubt. Elevators: not just for transport, but for existential dread too.
27. Tweet: “Kitchen Sink Crisis”
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/979126594466910208
Tweet: Why does brushing your teeth over the kitchen sink feel so wrong?
An oddly universal question. Max calls out something we’ve all done—and immediately regretted.
28. Women’s Tennis and Awkward Moments
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/902361577956941824
Tweet: Watching women’s tennis while on the phone is legitimately awkward. Can’t hit the mute button fast enough
Sometimes it’s not the match itself—it’s the sound effects that cause problems. A hilariously specific struggle.
29. Caddy Philosophy Gone Wrong
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/1033113860843167744
Tweet: While walking off the 18th tee today, nearing the end of a pretty difficult/breezy day, my caddy said that if golf were easy it wouldn’t be fun. It was a deep and philosophical comment. I wanted to punch him
There’s nothing quite like a deep life lesson right after a frustrating round. Max shows us exactly how golfers feel when their caddies try to get all philosophical.
30. Quicksand, Volcanoes, and Reality
Source: https://x.com/Maxhoma/status/789656529091768320
Tweet: When I was 10 years old I really thought I would’ve had to deal with quick sand and volcanoes by now. Instead it’s just taxes and bogeys
Max perfectly captures the disillusionment of adulthood—no natural disasters, just financial ones and missed putts.
Conclusion
Max Homa has built a strong reputation not only for his performance on the golf course but also for his straightforward and humorous presence online. His tweets reflect how he views the sport, the travel, and the daily routines that come with his career. Whether he’s making a comment about missed cuts or awkward travel experiences, his posts are consistent, relatable, and direct. This collection highlights why so many people follow him—not just for golf updates, but for the honest humor that comes with them.
